S*L*A*S*H quotes
There are some quotes which just shout 'slash!', and beg to be remembered: so as such an aid, I've compiled this little collection of the slashiest quotes from M*A*S*H.
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Margaret: ([my paraphrase] there's hardly a nurse comes
through here they don't try to molest)
Trapper: "Only the female ones."
Hawkeye: "Speak for yourself."
"Divided We Stand"
Trapper: "Number!"
[pause]
Radar: "Are you one?"
Hawkeye (hand on hip): "I am one-- are you one too?"
"Five O'Clock Charlie"
Radar: "Are you guys really filing this report
together?"
Hawkeye: "Yes-- and later we'll hold hands and jump off Lover's Leap
together."
"The Good of the Outfit"
Trapper, looking at Frank and Hotlips: "Don't you just love 'em?"
Hawkeye: "You take her, he's mine." [Trap pins Margaret down and
kisses her on the desk - Hawk chases Frank around the room]
"The Good of the Outfit"
Hawkeye: "Your eyes are cute too, Henry."
"Dr Pierce and Mr Hyde"
Henry: "Pierce, I'm putting you to bed."
Hawkeye: "You're the third person to make me that offer. It
must be obvious or something."
"Dr Pierce and Mr Hyde"
Hawkeye (to Trapper): "... your knees are driving me wild."
"The Trial of Henry Blake"
Hawkeye: "Keep your hands to yourself, Trapper."
"Dear Dad... Three"
Hawkeye: "Great legs, Henry."
"Dear Dad... Three"
Hawkeye: "You know, Frank, in this light you look just like Joan Crawford.
"Dear Dad... Three"
(Also in "Dear Dad... Three" look out: on Henry's film from home, he kisses the next-door neighbours, first the wife, then the husband.)
Colonel (to Trapper and Hawkeye): "Are you two together?"
Hawkeye (glancing at Trapper): "In every kind of weather."
"The Incubator"
Hotlips: "Did either of you ever kiss Frank?"
Trapper: "Not me."
Hawkeye: "I was hoping for next New Years'."
"Hot lips and Empty Arms"
Hawkeye (to Trapper): "Care to finish this dance?"
"Officers Only"
Hawkeye (to Radar, about himself and Trapper): "We're your aunt and uncle."
"Officers Only"
Hawkeye (to Nancy Sue Parker): "One of us loves Henry Blake, and I'm starting to think that it's me."
"Henry In Love"
Henry (of his snoring): "If it gets too bad, you'll have to do what my
wife does."
Hawkeye: "What's that?"
Henry: "Hold me close."
"Crisis"
Frank: "Shut your mouth."
Hawkeye: "Kiss me."