Title: Seduction of Innocents
Author: Am-Chau Yarkona
Rating: PG
Feedback to: amchau@popullus.net
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine.
Thanks, Douglas!

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“I don’t want to whine, Colonel, but you really have got to do something about them.”

“About who, Frank?”

“Those… those perverts. You know who I mean.”

“Frank, there are a lot of perverts around. You going to have to spell it out for me, and perhaps give me some evidence.”

“I caught them. Last night, in the supply tent. Disgusting!”

“Who, Frank, and doing what? For heaven’s sake, man, get to the point!”

“They were… kissing. And worse.”

“WHO?”

“I bet it was Hawkeye who started it. He’s a Captain. Seducing an innocent Corporal, it’s disgusting.”

“Hawkeye was kissing WHO, Frank?”

“Uh…”

“Colonel Blake? You need to sign these—supply forms.”

“Okay, Radar. Frank, either tell me now or leave.”

“Huh.”

"At last. What's this, Radar?"

End.

 

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