Qui-Gon’s Ashes
(to the tune of John Brown’s Body)

What do fans of Star Wars sing as they wait for the next movie to come out?
You could try this, next time you have a themed sing-song.

Qui-Gon’s ashes lie a-moldering in the ground,
Qui-Gon’s ashes lie a-moldering in the ground,
Qui-Gon’s ashes lie a-moldering in the ground,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Darth Maul he was a nasty one, horny and red,
Darth Maul he was a nasty one, horny and red,
Darth Maul he was a nasty one, horny and red,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Obi-Wan cut Darth in half for his master’s sake,
Obi-Wan cut Darth in half for his master’s sake,
Obi-Wan cut Darth in half for his master’s sake,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Then he took on Anakin, the youngest PLF,
Then he took on Anakin, the youngest PLF,
Then he took on Anakin, the youngest PLF,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

And Padme took on Jar-Jar Binks, much to our regret,
And Padme took on Jar-Jar Binks, much to our regret,
And Padme took on Jar-Jar Binks, much to our regret,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Yoda muttered darkly, “To come there is much worse,”
Yoda muttered darkly, “To come there is much worse,”
Yoda muttered darkly, “To come there is much worse,”
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Mace Windu was bald and dull and needn’t mention here,
Mace Windu was bald and dull and needn’t mention here,
Mace Windu was bald and dull and needn’t mention here,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Luke was born and whined a lot, but in the end he won,
Luke was born and whined a lot, but in the end he won,
Luke was born and whined a lot, but in the end he won,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

And soon there will be episode three to make us all pay up,
And soon there will be episode three to make us all pay up,
And soon there will be episode three to make us all pay up,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
Glory, glory what a bantha way to die,
And he ain’t gonna fight no more.

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