Title: This is a Late Drabble
Am-Chau Yarkona
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Neither Buffy nor Python belong to me.
Summary: For the Sunday100 challenge, a Buffy/Monty Python crossover.

"Anyone there?"

"Hello yes?"

"Hi. I'm complaining. You sold me—and I quote—a "hot vampire sex toy for all your kinky needs" and it's *died*."

"What do you mean, died? It's a vampire, it's supposed to be dead!"

"It's not just dead, it's a pile of dust! Poofed! Become a dust bunny! Fallen on a stake! Returned to the hell it came from! The vampire is no more! It is an ex- vampire."

"Aw, come on. Look at the plumage. Lovely vampire, the Peroxide Blond. Lovely plumage."

"That proves it! Peroxide Blond, huh! I bought the Brood Brunette model."

 

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