Darth Maul’s Song as he waits on Tatooine
(to the tune of ‘Oh Come All ye Faithful’)
Oh, come all ye Jedi,
In your silly robes,
Oh, come ye, come ye, to Tatooine.
Come, and beheld me, greatest of the Sith;
Oh, come let me fight you,
Oh, come let me fight you,
Oh, come let me fight you,
Ma-all the Sith.
Sith of Sith,
Dark of Dark,
Train’ed just to fight you,
Lo, I abhor not dull Tatooine.
Oh, come let me fight you,
Oh, come let me fight you,
Oh, come let me fight you,
Ma-all the Sith.