Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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A humorous pantoum
Buffy Anne and her friends the Scooby Gang,
Go out, patrol, fight demons, save the world,
Through Principle Synder says she should hang,
She’s needed when an evil plot’s unfurled.
Go out, patrol, fight demons, save the world,
Hunt down the Nerd Herd even in hiding,
She’s needed when an evil plot’s unfurled,
The forces of darkness ever chiding.
Hunt down the nerd herd even in hiding,
Seeking out the things that hide from the sun,
The forces of darkness ever chiding,
A one-liner and a pun, then stake and done.
Seeking out the things that hide from the sun,
Buffy Anne and her friends the Scooby Gang,
A one-liner and a pun, then stake and done,
Apocalypse averted with a bang.