Buffy Haiku
Author's note: Many of these were written thanks to the inspiration of Clem's Board. Some of them were posted there, but that's why almost all of them refer to Clem, one way or another. Joss Whedon owns the characters.
Kitten poker Clem
Who’s always optimistic,
Wow! What a great guy.
The only Slayer,
Marvellous Buffy Summers,
The love of Spike’s life.
William the Bloody,
Dumped by Halfrek for our Clem,
Poor guy! (His hair sucks).
Dead boy, Angel, of
Angel Investigations,
Never met Clem. Sad.
Xander, Clem-hater,
Why’s he hate all of Buffy’s guys?
Perhaps he’s jealous.
Looking after Dawn,
Halfway to joining the gang,
But Clem- no T.V.?